I have been looney this week. Example: Monday morning. I am feeling all productive getting a mailing out for work. I print out all the letters, hand address the envelopes and then stuff and seal. I realize I have not signed the letters and have to open them all to sign and then readdress envelopes, restuff, reseal. I realize that the letters are incomplete; they say, “please join us for these upcoming events:” and then my closing salutation. So, I reopen, reprint, resign and restuff. Again, I forgot to sign two.
The day before I had to check my calendar because I wasn’t sure if it was 2006 or 2007.
I feel as if I am moving through honey with mittens on.
My question is, Which of the following is afflicting me?
b. blue moon
c. mercury in retrograde
d. saturn return
e. too much on my mind
uh okay, this is funny. i vote for a combo of all but mostly a. pregnancy