Me: Hey Gramma Joan is coming today and she is bringing you guys a surprise!
Margot: Don’t tell me what it is.
Ruby: Yeah, don’t tell.
Me: I won’t. But I will give you a hint. It is loud. Any guesses?
Me: Hmm. What else is loud that Gramma Joan would think is awesome and carry all the way from Red Lodge to Missoula just for you two?
Margot: A whistle!
Me: Ruby, do you have any ideas?
Ruby: Yes! I know exactly what it is. She is bringing us a screaming person.